February 2012
3 tags
thatartyholmesian:
jakenglishsexual:
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Seeing that you moved on hurts. But it’s a dull sharp pain instead of the sharp searing almost dying pain it used to be.
When you think you've finally taken a decent...
“I think I’m in love with missing you more than I’m in love with you.”
– Sylvia Plath (via thenocturnals)
Dylan Alvarez the epitome of my seven months of...
fuckyeahhollywoodundead4life:
My Relationship With My Bestfriend
When We Fuck Some Shit Up
In The Car
When She Does Some Shit That I Don’t Like
When I Do Some Shit She Doesn’t Like
When We Just Swaggin
Mom Asks What We Doing
When We Go Somewhere Together
Backing Each Other Up
Shit, That’s My Nigga
What’s Gonna Break Us Apart ?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought "THEY...
Then it hits you that you are still single. So you sit there wondering what the fuck is wrong with you.
thefunniestpost:
Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when I’m back in 2 hours.
You: Yeah, sure thing.
Next hour and a half…
And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…
Never lie to the girl of your life for the hoe of...
Watchdylaneatsrainbows:
omFGGGG
The "turn-off" "turn-on" game. Ask me anything and... →
mydemisee:
-44:
get weird.
you wont
icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:
westwooded:
...
This is no joke, it really happened in my first...
My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
What do you do next?
Student: Call 911!
My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.
